More about my Mom courtesy of a jealous suitor.

Mothshade sent some fresh one liners over.
The last hot meal I had was Mark’s Mom.
Mark’s Mom – The grit that doesn’t quit.
Mark’s Mom – Smoke ‘er if you’ve got ‘er.
Mark’s Mom – Bust it like Black and Decker.
Mark’s Mom – With a screw-top lid, for your convenience.
Mark’s Mom – Boffin in the coffin.
Mark’s Mom – Dead bang.
Mark’s Mom – Feel the burn.
Mark’s Mom – Made with a shade.
Mark’s Mom – Rock her urn.
Mark’s Mom – Be the next nail in her coffin.
Mark’s Mom – Churn the urn.
Mark’s Mom – Forget six feet – six inches will do fine.
Mark’s Mom – Bed the dead.
Mark’s Mom – Put the take ‘er in undertaker.
Mark’s Mom – Pour some gravy in her grave.